Meatwad: IMA name him Nathan scott Phillips. Nathan is Latin for warm

Meatwad: Happy Time Harry needs pills. He says they make the phone calls go away.

Er: you will do as the scorpions have done before you.

Meatwad: What about Shake?
Frylock: What about him?
Meatwad: Thats what i said, what about him.

Shake: Meat wad your dads here he wants to make amends

Announcer: the backstreet boys
Meatwad: The Backstreet boys? here?
Frylock: no Meatwad, thats what you named our team

Carl: you got the E brake on. Shake: don't tell me how to drive jackass.

Carl: where are you going with them dishes? Shake: NOTHING !

Cable, Pfft we have technologies beyond our comprehension.

Shake: i should not walk so a child can live. Thats what it does.

Meatwad: i seen a doll without clothes on, they ain't got all that.